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My Old Diary Entries:
AUGUST 2009:
Well hope everyone is full of the joys of spring, its just around the corner! When a young mans fancy turns to love or lust, or both! Come to think of it, any mans fancy turns to that this time of the year. Maybe cos Mr Willy is nice and warm all the time so ready for action more often! Im just a woman so i have no clue about these things! lol
I have been up to alsorts of exciting adventures this past month and i thought from next month i might start to have a serial blog on here. Something like the days of our lifes, but sexy. What you think? I could call it The bald and beautiful, cos my pussy is or The well hung and the dressless. Mmmmm! See what i can come up with for you.
Also trying to get live webcam up and running soon so i can do my thing for you live. Would love that! Ok! Hope you all have a great rest of august and talk to you again soon.
Byeeeee! Lara xxx
JULY 2009:
Hi guys! Now have a few things to say this month! First, i moved house and settled in nicely in my batchelorette pad. No sex yet cos i been very busy and im wearing out my rabbit poor thing.
Been getting lots of work though, so that keeps me busy under the sheets, actually on top of the sheets, in the kitchen, on the floor, hangin from the ceiling if you seen my new piks. lol Hope you are joining up and watching my videos, its cheap, so come on lads. If anyone wants me to do a personal video for them, i will mention their name on it, so come up with something i havent done and ill have a bash at it.
Want to say too, im sure some of you have cameras and the like, stashed away in mothballs gathering dust somewhere. Brush um off and hire me, my rates are reasonable and would be a great way to have a record of your sexual prowess for years to come. What else? Not long to summer now and hopefully this year i will be out and about having my picture taken in exotic places, thought of Bunnings but they might sue me. lol Well til next time keep well and happy and support Aussie Porn cos really i think im it and we need heaps more. Go Rafa!!! lol
Kisses and hugz Lara xoxoxoxox
JUNE 2009:
Well after much a to do and heaps of hard work and stressing, finally got my members side of things up and running. Will be fun doing the videos for you and hopefully will have heaps of other cool things happening soon! Like live webcam! I also have my second DVD ready, details on how to get that are on my "shop" page.
Been doing lots of photo shoots and actually did one in a dungeon the other day, hope they turn out good. Thanks for bearing with me and also thanks for liking me. Stay safe until next time.
Luv Lara xxxxxx
MAY 2009:
Hi guys! Hope you are all well and happy! Here's my new website, hope you like the changes and the new piks! There will be a members section up soon, with regularly updated videos and galleries to browse.
Sorry not chatted to you for a while but been very busy getting everything sorted! Been doing lots of photo shoots and thinking of ways to keep you all amused, thats been fun! Thanks for being loyal and bearing with me, will take a short while for me to organise all i want to but i'll get there.
OK! Well have a great month until next time.
Luv Lara xxxxx
MY JANUARY:
Hi guys, late again as per usual. Hope you are all well and getting lots of nookie like me. I have had a great month, working flat out, literally! Didn't like the very hot weather too much, went to the tennis and nearly melted. How they can play in that heat beats me.
Best wishes and love to anyone touched by the terrible fires! I move house in the next few weeks so quite exited about that. Might end up living next door to one of you so be neighbourly!
I will be going to the Motor show on the 27th of feb, just to look at the sports cars, i luv um, so if you are there and see me please say hi! OK!
Til next time take care. Luv Lara xxxxx
MY DECEMBER:
Hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year. I had a nice break, didnt do much but did eat a lot!
Still, been doing my workout everyday so dont look too ginormous. lol Not much to say, been working hard and have lots to plan for this year, still hoping to do a bit of a calender but the weather has been against me, been trying to get to the beach for weeks!!
Stay safe and i will update the news on where i will end up living or where i will be travelling too soon!
Ciao you gorguz men you!!! xxxx
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:
Just to announce the winner of this years "Golden Tongue Award," for outstanding stamina and bravery in the face of adversity! It goes to Andrew! Congratulations and i will try and find a trophy for you!
If that fails, i will get you a tube of Starburst, to make sure your mouth is always moist and ready for action! Thankyou and hopefully your achievement will not go to your head! Well not the one with the brain in it! lol
MY NOVEMBER:
Hi guys! Well you will be pleased to know, i am now the proud owner of a coupla big boobies! I am feeling great and really there was nothing to it, should have had them done years ago!
Anyways, just want everyone to know i will be back at work from Thursday the 4th of december. Hope you are all keeping well and are all geared up and ready for chrissie. I have spent all my christmas money on my boobs so thats all everyone is getting a sneak peak at them. lol Thanks for staying tuned and will have some new piks up in the next two weeks.
Ciao for now. Lara xxxxx
MY OCTOBER:
Sorry not been writing guys but all sorts of hiccups (not FF cups! lol) with the boob job. Get them done on the 17th of November, please think of me that day and hope i survive cos the way things are going i might not. lol
I will post some piks video and a bigger diary when i am recovered! Should be early december.
Ciao for now xxxx
MY SEPTEMBER:
Hi guys! Just to let you know, they cancelled my boob op until the 17th of november, i will be working right up until then if anyones interested. Lol
Have a great month hopefully i will have some new piks for you soon.
Kisses Lara xxxxx
MY AUGUST:
Hello again you gorguz guys! I am extremely happy today mainly because the weather is getting warmer and i can get back to wearing very little in the way of clothes. I hate wearing winter gear! It's so restricting and i cant show enough skin to tempt and tease men! You know i like that! lol
I have been busy, did a few videos the other week, that was fun and did a photo shoot to try and get in one or two magazines the other day. I am still not famous yet, so i have decided to get bigger boobs! I was going to go enormous but then realised non of my clothes would fit me and i cant afford to buy anymore, so i am going to go up to a size f he he! Thats still big but at least i wont fall over as much!
I am going to the Melbourne cup hopefully and my new boobs will be taking their first trip out, well not out out, cos i might get arrested, he he! If you see me, come and say hello to them wont you? lol I actually became a business this month, i am going to start to make a line of undies and swimwear, also getting a calender and other bits, posters and stickers and the like, will start with a merchandise page on Myspace, then see how i go.
Its exciting but i will have to go slowly cos i have heaps to do already. Hasn't Rafa had a brilliant Year, you know hes my hero and Idol, just wanna say Vamos Rafa, you Rock the Kazbah hunni! Have a holiday now before you fall in a heap! Ok got to go, take care and hope you all have a wonderful month, til next time.
Kisses Lara xxxxx
MY JULY:
Hello Lara Luvers! Sorry not heard from me for a while but my computer died a terrible death and i had to get another. This ones so cool and quick as!
News for you is, i have started my business proper now. Will be designing undies and bikinis so you can dress your girlfriend like me. lol I will have a calender out soon and bumper stickers and T shirts and magnets and god nows what else, so that's gunna be exciting.
I have been busy trying to get all this organised but with out a puter, its been a bit frustrating, im getting there though slowly. I will have my new DVD out soon, all those who havent bought my first one, why not? Its good and its only $20 + postage, you know you want one! lol
Just to remind you and tell new people to the site, i have video clips on Xtube, go there via my links page. I will be so glad when this weather gets a bit warmer, u all know i hate wearing a lot of clothes and i want to do some naughty outdoor shots.
Keep letting me know what you wanna see me do, i run out of ideas sometimes! Thanks for likeing me and hope you are all well and happy!
Kisses until next time, Lara xxxxx
MY MAY:
Hello everyone! Hope you are all well and have been keeping an eye, (You know which eye i mean!) on my website! I do it all for you, you know and although its a chore for me, (big grin), i know some of you love it! lol I have been so innundated with work since i went blonde!
I guess that means blondes do have more fun! Still i wear my wigs and i can be any woman anyone likes. If any of you have a fantasy girl tell me and ill try to dress up for you. I always fancied Wonder woman myself. Anyhows, made a few videos for the web and been busy trying to finish my 2nd DVD, it takes forever but should have it for sale soon.
Im also trying to get a calender for sale too! Its quite hectic here at the moment cos im selling my house and moving nearer into the city. So bugger New York, theres gunna be plenty of Sex in the City of Melbourne soon. lol Well have to go, take care all of you.
Until next time! Kisses lara xxxxxxxxxx
MY APRIL:
Hello everyone! Sorry bout this late diary again! I haven't been slack, quite the contrary! I have blonde hair now and i have been innundated with work. That's thanks to a lot of you hireing me for sexy assignments. Cheers for that! x I had a great time the other week, i did a three hour bondage shoot and was it cool! Check out the piks! Some uncomfortable moments but i am a professional! I grinned and bared it, too much of it i guess but can't hear anyone complaining! lol
Just want to remind you that i have videos on Xtube, i think some of you miss them. Go to my links page and click on xtube, you can see me in action. Sorry bout the voice, i know i should shut up but i likes talkin to yer! I do have a DVD for sale, with an hour and a half of me on it you know! I am now working on my next one!
Should be ready next week! Will let you know in my next bulletin. Went to The Long Room the other night, cool place, dont be scared to talk to me if you see me around Melbourne. I do bite but very gently! lol Hope you like my new revamped website, i have finally got it together and next month should be on the ball, with this diary posted on time. OK!
Well take care and have a great month.
Ciao for now friends! xoxoxoxo
MY MARCH:
Hi all you gorguz hunks! I have had a smashing month! I have been so innundated with work, you would think i was sexy or something. lol
Then i had surprise family, visit me from the UK! It was amazing, it was my favourite cousin Andy and his lovely wife Vicky, realised how much i miss them and everyone and England really! Still im not famous yet so wont be deserting these shores for a while. I have decided on my future too! I am going to go live in Majorca. I know Rafa lives there but not because of him. Hes fellout with me anyways. I think i like the culture, well everything but the killing bulls thing!
I have been writing my books too which are coming along well. Now i am on holidays but i will be doing some photoshoots and making some videos in the next two weeks, so keep an eye out for those. No sexual encounters to speak of which is a shame but i dont make things up so i cant lie to you.
Had 3 weeks holiday and it was great to relax and eat and shop and not feel any shame! lol I am back now, so come on and book me for something! Honestly i am extremely versatile! lol I went and dyed my hair because i thought, well if you cant beat um, join um, so i hope you like it. This doesnt mean of course that i have peroxide poisoning, i am still as intelligant and witty and amazingly amazing as before, only now i can pretend im not and surprise people. lol Well 2 shoots this week and new vids, if my house mate would go out and let me make them in peace.
Anyways! Hope you are all well and happy, talk again next month. Contact me for a chat if you like, i love to hear from you!
Ciao! Kisses Lara xoxox
MY FEBRUARY:
Hi guys! Sorry been a bit lax with the old diary but ive been very busy! Yup! I have finally cracked it and i am now famous! lol My fame has spread further than the hairdressers finally. I am known in the local Safeway too! How bout that! Its true, i was recognised in there by a customer. He did think i was Rhonda Birchmore but any little helps i think!
What you all been up to? Working hard i hope! Playing hard too? If it isnt hard i say, then it doesnt work does it? lol You have to do everything 100% or not bother!
I have had a varied couple of months. Big dissapointment at the start cos i went to the tennis and didnt see Rafa up close and personal. I was within 10ft of him at a match, and he never looked up. He looked so serious and i was scared to utter a word. I was going to throw him my knickers but im sure he would have hit me! lol
I have made a couple of big videos for the web and i have done a couple of photo shoots. Started to make my next DVD too. If anyone has any ideas of what i can put in there, i will give a DVD free to the ones i pick! Ok! Well better get back to it! Hopefully will have some new piks and vids on xtube soon.
Bye for now. Luv Lara xoxoxo
WHAT'S SEXY AND WHAT'S NOT:
SEXY
Tatts, plain black ink, strategically placed, not all over the shop!
Piercings, in moderation! Not looking like a human magnet!
A great haircut!
Thoughtfulness
Attentiveness
Romantic
Careing
Of course dirty as in the bedroom is good!
Cleanliness, tidyness
Punctuality on a date goes a long way
Style,
Confidence is the main thing i think, no girl likes a shrinking violet. She needs someone to bring the Mammoth home for tea!
Talking about stuff thats interesting, not just how your mate vomited on the cat!
Richard Branson
Bill Gates
Bob Geldorf
Angelina Jolie
A decent body, doesnt have to be perfect. Just working out a little is sexy.
Me! lol
NOT SEXY!
Hooning around in your car!
Drinking and driving! You kill yourself, your mates and your family. No mother survives in tact, the loss of a son.
Drugs
Smoking just kills
Beating up on a woman
Those pants that look like there falling down all the time.
Speedos
Money! If you love someone he could be a road sweeper or the King of Siam. Just be who you are!
Britney Spears
Lyndsey Lohan
Paris Hilton
That chick with the black eyeliner, Amy Winehouse
Loud abusive individuals that cant hold their liquer
A beer belly.
A couch potatoe
Homer Simpson is not to be made into a role model. Remember that you wont go far wrong.
Bye for now! xoxoxo
MY NOVEMBER AND DECEMBER:
Hi guys! Well thought i might combine November and Decembers diary cos its a busy time of year!
Wanted to wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a smashing drunken New Year! I will be taking things easy as usual, might get up to some mischief depends on who i meet.lol Hopefully your chrissie stockings are full of what takes your fancy and dont forget me cos i loves yer all.
Bye for now. xoxoxoxox
MY OCTOBER:
Hi everyone. Sorry im late this month with my diary, been a little busy, which is good i guess. Hope you all won on the Melbourne Cup! I didnt bet cos im not lucky that way! Destined to stay happy but poor! lol
Ok well i have been working, escorting's good and did a photo shoot but havent recieved the piks yet, so come on send me the DVD sweetie!!!
I had a funny experience the other day. I blew all the electrics in the house. I had just got up and was dying for a cuppa. So i went out to check the fuse box. I looked a treat. I had big ugg boots on, trackie pants and a little top. lol Picture of sartorial elegance! No makeup and my hair looked like fright nite.
Anyways, The gas man came to read the meter. Nice he was, young Indian guy, with teeth to die for. You know i like teeth! Anyways the cheeky monkey started pinching my nipple! I was utterly astounded, as you are in these circumstances. So i let him suck them, what could i do, he liked them and i cant say no! Not to such a lovely guy! Next thing his hands down my trousers and fingers up my pussy. Yummy it was! I gave him my card and hes rang me but i am playing hard to get! I never let anyone think im easy.lol
Then last week i got picked up by the cops getting in my car. The police, plain clothes, quite handsome gents, thought i was soliciting and my driver was a client. I had a short skirt on! That was my only crime. Well after 5 mins they were asking me all about what i did and very interested in my prices and activities. I ended up giveing them both a card and they nearly booked me there and then i think.lol Makes the term (Book Um Danno) seem a little rude dont you think? lol Anyways hi to them, you gorgeous men. Keep up the crime busting but next time put handcuffs on me cos i felt like id missed out.
Hey found out i was in the Porn Movie i made. I thought they had cut me out but apparently not. If you see it let me know what its called, so i can not see it. I wouldnt buy it for quids rotten lot they were. lol Ok! Im off for another month of sex and shopping. Hope you all stay well and if you see me out come on say hi, i am very shy but very easily led!
Kisses Lara xoxoxoxoxoxox
MY SEPTEMBER:
Hi there everyone! Firstly would just like to thank all the gorgeous guys that sent me a donation for the upkeep of my site! I guess that is the best of all, cos i know you get to see me perform but it's like really cool you would do that! I would let you fuck me so hard if i met you! I would make sure you had the bestest cum ever! I would so tease your cock for ages before i would let you blow where ever you wanted! :-). Big kisses and licks to you!
Special thanks to all the guys, that bought my mucky knickers and DVDs too. For you guys; i would suck your dicks and lick your balls and make you cum in my mouth! Thats if you wanted me too! lol Would also like to thank Picture Magazine for advertising my website! I got heaps of work out of that! Kisses and hugz guys! I have to be professional with you lot! lol
I enjoyed myself this month! Made a few video clips for xtube, if you want to, have a little look, the link is on my links page. I will do some more when i get the chance. I haven't started my next DVD yet! I have been so busy. I must admit i have been busy, shopping, and going down Chapel street for coffee, but it is hard work! Honestly! Especially if you wear uncomfortable shoes, so dont think i have it easy.lol.
I have to spend a lot of money because i have to look good for my shoots! Yes i know! I don't wear anything on my shoots but i have to get to the shoot don't i? lol I had no dates this month. What about that! I am waiting for Mr Right, the trouble is Mr Right thinks going out with me is all wrong! Oh! well can't win um all.
Bye for now and remember the condom goes on before sex not after. Thats how they work! Byeeeeeeee!!!!! Lara xoxoxoxox
MY AUGUST:
Hi guys! welcome to Lara Land for another month of sex, fun and naughty bits! lol I have had a great month! I have made a lovely friend on Myspace and we have been out a bit for dinner and stuff. He is gorgeous, inside and out and helps me through! So want to say, give us a kiss to him!
I have done a few photoshoots this month and i have put up some new pics so hope you like them. Just want to say thanks to everyone who has purchased my DVD! If you haven't! What you playing at! Its really good, i wouldnt sell it if it wasnt! Iol If you want a copy just send $25 australian, $30 American or 25 pounds to
Lara James PO BOX 2408 Taylors Lakes 3038
Melbourne Victoria, Australia and i will send an autographed copy to you, the next day. If you want to send money order it has to be made out to John R Green.
Also for anyone wanting to see me in action, check out my xtube page! Go to my links page and its there! I will be adding more videos as time goes by. Also this is a little nudge to any photographers out there, come on lads take my pikkie! Im sure you wont regret it and i need new stuff for my website! !
Have to please my guys! If anyone wants to donate a dollar or anything to the upkeep of this site i would appreciate it. I find it difficult to keep up sometimes and i have always maintained a free site, unlike other girls! So if you have a request chip in a couple of dollars and i will take a pikkie just for you, your request maybe!
Or if you want a video clip on DVD just ask it will be me personally teasing you, cant be bad can it! lol Just a thought! Look out for a new fetish site coming up soon with me featured in it. I will let you know more about that next month. Well thats it for this month, if you see me out and about come up and talk to me, cop a little feel if you like i'm not shy! lol
Bye for now gorgeous people i luvs yer heaps. Lara xoxoxoxoxo
MY JULY:
Hola! Everyone, i say Hola! because Raphael my hero said Hola! to me this month. Probably the highlight of the month! No!!! I had a good month really, i worked and i had time to relax too. I thought i'd do something different with the old diary this month and tell you a bit more about myself. My likes and dislikes as it were. Firstly men, cos you are the most important thing to me! I luvs all of you but in a man i like him to be thin, not scrawney but not too muscular either.
I like a man thats funny, that can talk all nite long, well in between other things.lol I like a man who isn't perfect looking. I go a bundle on uneven teeth, i guess thats my fetish no perfect teeth please. I like a man that's confident, that drags me around and orders me to have sex whenever he feels like it.
I never say no, well only if i really want him to get mad and make me. I like a man that buys me stuff, of course all women do, but i am very very appreciative. I would worship his cock and let him do with me as he wishes. I like young men and older men. If someone is nice to me, i will be very nice to them.
If someone rubs me up the wrong way then they had better duck! I like Champayne and chocolate and sexy lingerie and shoes and handbags, preferable designer but hey not fussed, if i havent got the money i can make do. I am a woman that is versatile in everything, clever when i need to be, dumb when i have to be.
I am interested in life and everything that goes with it. Travel, doing things i havent done before. Well except bungie jumping! What is that? We arent Lemmings!! OK! Favourite positon, doggie in the ass. I only cum with a tongue so mouth exercises are required to keep me happy. I love having fingers inside me. Preferably four.
I want someone to fist me cos really not done that properly yet. I like to kiss, long deep kisses. I like to suck cock really muchly and i am good at that! I go to the Crown casino a lot and drink cocktails. I adore having a lovely meal with a sexy guy. Must say hi to all my Myspace friends. I love all of you and i'm sorry when i haven't the time to answer your mail. I want to but i have to concentrate on getting famous. lol Ok!
Well that's it for another month, dont forget message me if you would like a copy of my DVD, i am going to make another this week. So you dont want to miss out. I guess i should make a trilogy and you can buy a boxed set. Lord of the rings eat your heart out. Well it's bye bye from Lara Land for this month. Feel free to contact me i dont bite only when i'm asked. Luv Lara. xoxoxoxo
MY JUNE:
Hi Guys! Firstly, i want to thank everyone who sent me birthday wishes. Almost made me happy to be getting older! NOT! lol Had a great month, lots of work. Some play, but i missed a couple of Movies i wanted to see. Namely Spidey and The silver Surfer. I am going to see Transformers if it kills me.
This month i am Bistowing an award! Like that word, bistowing? Rather grand hey? Well the award is The Lara James Golden Tongue award, for excellence in a particular field. I think you can guess which one and the fella in question will know. I havent got a trophy to give him or anything, but if i had, i am sure it would sit on his mantle piece, as a reminder of our encounter.lol
This month too i have the quote of the month that a guy said to me on Myspace. He said! "Why do you show naked pics of yourself and your pussy if you dont want me to lick you out!" Of course i am only on the web for him to do that to! lol I said, "Well ask Catalina Cruz and Jenna Jameson then, they are showing their pussys, maybe they will say yes. lol
Oh! had an exciting evening at the Casino the other nite. A girl was caught by this guy taking my new phone out of my bag. Her boyfriend, tried to push me away and get her away quick. But Lara the action girl grabbed the bugger and rugby tackled her to the floor and called the security. I never even lost my hat! lol I pressed charges an all bloody thing! So guys dont leave your handbags where anyone can get at them will yer?
Well take care and talk to you next month. Byeeeeeee! xoxoxox
MY MAY:
Well guys i have a story to tell you this month! I did my first commercial production, Yup! First film and it was a complete and utter disaster. This company, consisting of Australians and Americans are after bringing porn back to Austaralia. They are not fit to, they are horrible people that exploit women and treat people like poo!
I was told i would get a certain amount of money, a third on the first day, a third before my scenes and a third after. Nope! Was given a cheque instead, that was so messed up, the bank wouldn't accept it, had to trapse down again for another cheque. Where the woman of the team told me, she had set the vice squad and tax people onto me. Of course i am not at all doing anything illegal, having the intelligence, not to mention the integrity not to do so. She must be thinking of herself obviously!
I went up to Canberra for the shoot, they as i said, reneged on the deal, not paying me as per our agreement. I was then stranded in Canberra without any money, Taxi fare and nothing to buy food. I was told i would never ever work in the US, as the American guy would see to that as he had contacts there. And for what? because i asked for payment as they had agreed on before the shoot?
I urge anyone considering this field of work to be wary especially young naive women. There are some terrible people out there. I am trying now to get my air fare from them and i wont give in till i do. The force is with me guys and this women is uglier than Darth!
By the way, think i was deleted from the film, never mind. Oh! if you see a piece in the Age too about the filming. The Sunday Age. It was written by the Darth womans friend, wont be biased at all will it? I have sent my story to the Herald sun. You think you have all the bases covered in life sometimes and it still bites you on the bum dunt it? To all of us that have ever been used by anyone. I salute you!!!
Kisses Lara. xoxoxox
MY APRIL:
Hey! Well I have been running around this month like a scalded cat. Talk about busy! Anyone want to be my secretary? There would be a few perks to the job! Like free coffee and bikkies! lol Oh! and you could sit on my knee and i will dictate to you! Like, um! Please stroke my pussy and bite my nipples.lol Stop it Lara you are totally bogan.lol Love that word, not sure what it means but it sounds cool.lol
OK! Apart from fucking a guy on the Yarra outside the Casino the other nite, nothing much has happened this month. He was hot i tell you and looked like Kevin Costner, not now cos poor Kevin is old but when he was young.lol Got a thing for him! He He!
I bought heaps of clothes this month which i shouldn't have cos now i am so broke, Had lots of photo shoots and lots of rampant sex, same ole same ole i guess! Jealous? lol Signed a few Autographs which was way cool, apparently the guys had seen me in Sin Cities, told you i was on there. I am a TV star now, (Just call me Her Royal Up Herself!) lol
Tomorrow i take on the World! Well the local pub i guess.lol OK! Got to go i am in a funny mood, i feel like rolling around in chocolate sauce and cream and having a nice shy boy with a sweet tooth lick it off. Any takers? Bye for now, OH! and wear protection you know it makes sense!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxo
MY MARCH:
Hello again!
Well March was a bugger of a month, not a great deal happening. I had a nice trip up to Brisbane and stuffed my face so badly, mainly with bacon and eggs and muffins and croissants, and chocolate and...... Now i have to diet for the month of April.
Oh Hum! Well, supposed to have been getting a paysite up and running from a guy in America but as always i was spun a yarn and believed it and of course it didnt materialise. I urge anyone not to pay money for a paysite with my name on it cos its not official OK!
I am selling video footage of me if anyone is interested. Not a movie but some cheeky and sexy stuff. Hey i'm moving around and doing weird and kinky things, can't be bad can it? lol Anyhows the video is $15 plus postage and packing. Please contact me if you are interested.
I ran a little competition on Myspace this month. A really nice guy won and the prize was i take him out for dinner. I will do that on the 10th of April hopefully he doesn't want to go somewhere expensive cos i'm a poor little rich girl lol.
I have had a nice little friend for the past year and thats gone bye byes this month. He wasn't much chop i'm afraid, i dont think he liked me! Silly person! Still cant please um all can we. What else?? mmmmm? Oh keep your eyes peeled for the TV show Sin Cities, it's on Cable. I am in one of the episodes, if i look ghastly i dont want to know. I had 4 guys to fuck and my hair was a mess and my lippy came off. Thats my story and i'm stickin to it. If you like me on the show feel free to tell um cos i want to be famous remember!!! lol Ok!
Well you know i loves yer and hope you like the new piks of me. Take care cos everyone of you is special to me.
Love and hugz Lara xoxoxox
MY FEBRUARY:
Hi Guys!
Hope you are all well! Firstly have to thank all of you that sent me such lovely Valentines day messages. It was so fun getting them and made me feel quite special. Mawh! To you all for that.
Well February is the month of love, as we all know and a young mans fancy turns to sex, that could be any month actually but one particular guy was extremely sexy the other day when i was out shopping. I thought i would buy myself a nice dress, as you do! Well if your a girl you do!
So i went in this trendy shop. There was a really cute salesmans there and he asked me what i wanted. I said i needed a massage cos my neck hurt. He started to massage my neck in the middle of the shop. Which was, i guess, not the done thing but it felt great. I then followed him into the changing room to try on my little black number and to my surprise he came in with me. All of a sudden he grabbed my top and pulled it over my head and proceeded to bite and suck my nipples i was astonished, honestly but way too shocked to tell him to stop. I found my hand had wandered into his trousers and i frantically unzipped him, finding his rock hard cock, yum! Their was a lady in the next changing room, so we had to be quiet and it was a little scary but that added to the adventure. He he! I was soon giving him a nice blow job and his fingers managed to find my pussy which was way wet and aching by then.
Well to cut a long story short. I will be buying most of my clothes from there in the future. I might not have got a discount but i certainly got more than i bargained for.lol
Bye for now.
Take care. Lara
MY JANUARY:
Hi everyone!
Well thought i might start writing a little update about myself and my adventures every month or so. I get up to no end of trouble and thought you might like to read about my naughty exploits.
This month i went up to Sydney, for work and some play. I love Sydney its a town where anything goes and luckily a lot of people cum too. He he! If you had been fortunate enough to be on the steps of the Opera House on Wednesday you would have seen more than the sights of Australia, more like the sights of Paris, as in, my pussy being photographed from all angles. Now that is more like a wonder of the world, not that big old building.lol I made a guys dream come true this month too. Yes i did! He wanted to have sex outside the hotel, in the car park. So i said ok! As you do!!! lol He licked my pussy so well, i'll give him that, in full view of everyone. We ran back into the hotel room to be soon greeted by the security guard at the door. I opened the door and he said Hey Lara! I was shocked because my fame i thought was not that widespread, not like my legs.lol. I said hello, how do you know me then? He said from the casino cos you are always in there.
That was true and thats another story, i will leave until next time. Anyways, he said have you been having sex in the car park and i said nope, i was having sex in the room and i was very noisy so i am sorry. He said OK then and after giving me a big kiss left. I turned to the guy and my god was he impressed. I walked away like a virgin with a honey pot and praised myself for my quick thinking. If anyone wants to tell me some of there adventures please feel free, i might steal your idea but you'll forgive me i'm sure.
Bye for now and love and hugz.
Lara xox
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